Guys. Halloween is right around the corner. I’m over here scrolling through Amazon trying to find a character costume my child will actually wear without changing his mind eighty times (ha! I’m cute.). All the while, there are these mortifying, vintage homemade costumes that keep popping up when I think of going the DIY costume route over on Pinterest. I’m not about to have all this fun freaking myself out all alone. You’re welcome and I’m sorry for what creepy nightmares you’re about to have.
1. Creepy Corneas
2. The Tail of the Terrifying Tower
3. Mortifying Minecraft
5. The Spook of Spades
This seems like a classic case of not quite good enough. Maybe the queen of hearts came later.
6. Hitchcock Alien
If you know me, you know I’m emotionally allergic to birds. This bizarre bird-alien hybrid costume has me more creeped than you know. ::sleeps with all lights on for the rest of forever::
7. Freaky Fly
8. The Witch of the Wee-Your-Pants
Confession: I’d piss my pants immediately if this rang my door bell for some DOTS.