It’s here! This week’s episode of Answerin’ Stuff, ya wiener heads!

This week I asked fellow parent and phrase ninja, Whit Honea of Honea Express, and recent author of the parental response-altering book The Parent’s Phrase Book, to help me answer some of the really lame questions your kids ask that you left for me over on Facebook and Twitter.

In this episode, we give you the best, most terrible ways to respond to your children when they ask you the dumbest questions a dum-dum could ask.

Duplicate Disclaimer: No parents were helped in the making of this video.

Here’s a spoiler GIF of us laughing so hard at our own jokes. Okay it was probably one of my jokes: