I don’t know about you, but every time Netflix releases new shows and movies, it gets harder and harder for me to decide what the crap to watch.
Hopefully this Netflix fortune teller will help make things a wee bit easier.
And if it doesn’t make things easier, or you find yourself with 9,000,000 of these things floating around your house because there are too many options to choose from for you to just make one, at least you’ll get a heaping dose of playground nostalgia playing with them.
Maybe make a whole bunch of them while you attempt to cuddle next to your eight-year-old as he falls down the rabbit hole of the new Kong: King of the Apes. Which, I’ve learned the hard way so you don’t have to, is action-packed enough to make your child jump and jolt and flip and essentially render them incapable of sitting still while they watch the show. I’ll take a mini-kid-workout while he watches a fun show. Anyday.
Or you could slip into your hottest pink cropped jacket and floral-patterned chinos as you binge the entire new season of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. I mean. Not like I did that in one sitting. Not at all. I…yes. Yes I did do that.
So you know. All the tomfoolery you’ve just experienced is my own. I’m a member of the Netflix #StreamTeam and will be publishing stuff like this (and also entirely different from this) every month throughout 2016. Deal with it. You’ll wanna. It’s a pretty sweet gig. I’m getting perks straight from the horse’s mouth to Netflix and Chill.