One of the benefits (or curses, depending on who you ask) of the internet is that we feel safe enough to critique people who are much more fashionable than we are during award show season. Most of us do it from the comfort of our sweatpants. And also at the expense of the ladies that strut and skinny-arm pose down the red carpet.
But what about the dudes?
Here’s my pithy commentary on the men of The GRAMMY’s red carpet:
Dierks Bentley
Photo: Larry Busacca/Getty Images
That black and white, graph paper would never, ever mask my newfound country music star boner.
Childish Gambino
Photo: Larry Busacca/Getty Images
The saddest boy forced to go to an award show in the history of life.
Sam Smith
Photo: Christopher Polk/WireImage.com
The most darling, new age Flock of Seagulls fan I ever did see.
Nick Jonas
Photo: Jason Merritt/Getty Image
Yellow: bold. Always sultry-eyed: bolder.
David Burtka and Neil Patrick Harris
Photo: Christopher Polk/WireImage.com
Hey, boys. Hey.
Weird Al Yankovic
Photo: Lester Cohen/WireImage.com
Steals dad’s tux. Wins fourth Grammy. Ta-da!
Ryan Adams and Jenny Lewis
Phoot: Lester Cohen/WireImage.com
God damn spirit animals. Ka-caw!
See me toss my two cents in on what some of the ladies were wearing over on MomSmack!
