I fondly remember saying some of the weirdest stuff as a kid.

Like this one time when my aunt pinched my southern-cheeks and I loudly exclaimed, “That’s my HOLE I hope you know!”. Poetic and inaccurate. An omen to the rest of my existence it turns out.

But, thanks in large part to the internet, a kindergarten teacher in New York City is doing something brilliant with the weird stuff children are saying.

Live from Snack Time! is filling its Insta-feed with some of the most hilarious quote graphics on the planet.

These are a few of my personal favorites:

HANDLING THE HATERS

BEING READY FOR THE FREAKIN’ WEEKEND

GETTING DEM ANSWERS DOE

UNDERSTANDING GROWN-UP STRUGGLES

THE VOICE OF REASON

PRACTICING FOR COLLEGE

COMMITTING TO THE CRAFT