And I present the newest episode of Answerin’ Stuff, people who decide to eat in public on occasion!

The well is clearly drying up so I asked you an insane question over on Facebook and Twitter and Tumblr about what you were just dying to know about waiters…

Yeah. That happened.

In the episode I talk about the assholery of toddlers as a general truth, the so good music stylings of Eagle-Eye Cherry, leaving masturbation jokes to the professionals (read: myself), and dancing. So, so so much dancing as a time filler because of that whole thing where I want/need your topic suggestions, you sexy beasts.

What do you want me to ask you guys about to ask me to answer?! Ouch. That one hurt me even.

In the meantime, here’s a trio of dancing GIFs from the episode: