Here’s where to find the crap to gift a
Westminster Self-Inflating Whoopee Cushion
I can’t really be sure what else anyone would need to know to defend why you should own or gift a whoopee cushion to someone this year. Just go buy one HERE already, won’t ya?
Division of Labor Poster Set
Are you all tired of me talking about these yet? I talked endlessly about them over on Instagram when I first got them a little over a year ago and the sentiment holds true today. Obviously. Because I put them in a gift recommendation video. You can get your hands on a set of your own for yourself or someone you want to stop sleeping with co-workers HERE.
Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy DVD
Have you ever wanted to know how to be happy? This movie gives you that and also a mythical drug that can do the same. Canadian comedy is always so clever and quirky to me. I couldn’t help but include this movie in the episode. Even thought it’s maybe possibly if I knew math well enough, twelve years old. Get some HERE. And yes. I am telling you to buy a DVD. Like a nerd.
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Paddle Your Own Canoe by Nick Offerman
If Ron Swanson doesn’t make your needle quiver, I’m not sure we can be friends. Go buy it HERE already and either validate why you love the shit out of Nick Offerman already or become a gushing fan. It’ll be messy gushing but so so worth it. Trust me.
Dirty Daddy by Bob Saget
I cannot recommend this title enough to those parents in the world who are conflicted about whether or not they are “allowed” to be crass adult humans and also incredible loving and devoted parents. While Bob’s Danny Tanner character was, well, a TV character, I think his experience as a person fully embodies some of the internal conflict a lot of new or veteran parents find themselves wrestling with about their sense of humor. Get your copy HERE.
Rasta Imposta Lightweight Banana Costume
There’s nothing better than having a rough day and then putting your melancholy person into the suit of a giant yellow fruit. Banana suits make the world go round. For scale. Buy a fruit suit HERE.
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