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The 4 Perks of Being Four Months Old

The 4 Perks of Being Four Months Old

There are a lot of perks to finally/only being four months old, depending on who you ask.

If you ask the four-month-old, you’ll likely get these types of responses by way of improved interpretvive motor skills and indiscernible poop cringes.

Because four-month-olds can’t talk yet, idiot.

1. I can finally get a full night’s rest without my parents creepily staring into my crib all night, obviously waiting for me to entertain them with fusses and blowouts and hunger.

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2. My eyes are finally sophisticated enough to better supervise all of these people suspiciously & intimidatingly existing all around me.

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3. I’m very strong now in the neck craning department so go on. Check me out. Really, I don’t mind if you stare.

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4. Your hair is better than ALL OF THE THINGS!! Like, have you had this amazing stuff the entire time?!

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