There are a lot of perks to finally/only being four months old, depending on who you ask.
If you ask the four-month-old, you’ll likely get these types of responses by way of improved interpretvive motor skills and indiscernible poop cringes.
Because four-month-olds can’t talk yet, idiot.
1. I can finally get a full night’s rest without my parents creepily staring into my crib all night, obviously waiting for me to entertain them with fusses and blowouts and hunger.
2. My eyes are finally sophisticated enough to better supervise all of these people suspiciously & intimidatingly existing all around me.
3. I’m very strong now in the neck craning department so go on. Check me out. Really, I don’t mind if you stare.
4. Your hair is better than ALL OF THE THINGS!! Like, have you had this amazing stuff the entire time?!
Is your 4-month-old a boy or a girl?
Some quick points that’ll let you know that you’re definitely dealing with a boy.
The ultimate cheat sheet for leaving your child mortified of their parents for, like, ever.