This is the story about two dude friends who are totally in love except they are completely not in love because they’re straight and their buddy just loves to be a dickhead and also happens to own a sexy piece of video equipment to facilitate his inclination to be a dick.
Honestly I want to shake Jason & Pat’s hands for having this man in their life. Because this man is a fucking genius.
I also, clearly wouldn’t mind being friends with the man behind the camera. Platonically, unless he decided to make a slow mo video showcasing my infinite love for cheeseburgers.
Then it’d get sexual.