I’m a total homebody.
Until I’m completely not a total homebody, that is.
When I am spending time within the four walls, floor and ceiling of this place, I’m doing one of a million things: working, playing, reading, cooking, drinking coffee, and pooping. That last one is probably pretty shocking, but we all do it. Unless you’re some weirdo alien that doesn’t generate bodily waste in which case, call me. I’m utterly fascinated by your vessel’s phenomenon. Let’s meet.
Okay this is heading in all the weirdest directions already so if you’re new here, welcome. This is typically how it goes around these parts. ::motions erratically around with her lengthy arms::
I mentioned three things up there about what makes me feel most comfortable. And when I say “feel most comfortable” I obviously mean “less weird that I’m bra-less in sweatpants at a Kanye West concert because I’m probably drinking a coffee, eating a baked good and nose deep in a good read on my Kindle.”
Just kidding. I’d never go to a Kanye West concert.
What I’m HALF saying (and poorly might I add) is that there are some creature comforts that keep me grounded, reminding me of the place I sort of love the shit out of being; home. What I’m WHOLE saying is that I want you to feel that way at a Kanye West concert if that’s the kind of thing you’re into, too.
A whole group of extremely awesome digital creators have pooled our pennies and agreed that three people who want one of those things should get ’em.
Let’s take a quick break to look at this funny Facebook cat I thought of right now to make for this, m’kay…and here we go…and we’re going…ready…
Now you’re like, “Great. I came to this site that’s participating in this giveaway and I’m walking away conflicted about hip hop music, giggling at cats, and confused about how a giveaway focused on comfort has left me feeling so uncomfortable.” Well, let me spare you any further misery and get us right down to the good part where I get your most private of information and you get a chance at a coffee maker/eReader/mixer. I’m totally joshing with you. I only need mildly private information from you for this. I promise I’ll be gentle.
The contest runs from today, Monday, December 2nd, through Monday, December 9th and there will be THREE winners (one for each of the following prizes):
5 quart Artisan Series KitchenAid stand mixer (winner’s choice of color)
Keurig K65 Special Edition Brewing System
Kindle Paperwhite Touch Screen E-Reader
Just do the fancy stuff you see in the Rafflecopter widget below and you’re all set! I super hope one of you wins so I can come over and have you bake me something, feed my coffee addiction or read me sonnets in a dimly lit room with the door closed.
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