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How to Avoid Awkward, Office Holiday Party Moments

There’s nothing more awkward than thinking about your boss’ raging candy cane.

It is the holiday of giving and what better way for me to give to you than to get you talking intimately about the weirdest, most bizarre office holiday party experience you’ve ever had?!

There is no better way.

None.

I’ve seen my fair share of things-I’d-rather-not-have-seen when my former co-workers were hopped up on sugar cookies, ugly Christmas sweaters, and boozy egg nog.

Now that I work for myself, in a sense, I spend that “office holiday party time” on my couch watching Netflix for hours and hours and hours and hours and…

These days, my biggest worry is about the boss passing out before she gets through the entire season of Master of None. (She didn’t pass out. With that original series? It’s impossible. Marry me, Aziz.)

Or worse, a tiny human being switching accounts to binge for themselves on Care Bears like it’s the late 80s all over again and alright I’m watching every second with you, dammit.

I want you to enjoy yourself, basically. I want your family to enjoy themselves. I want you to relive your glory days from the comfort of your sweatpants, with a bag of festively flavored popcorn and a stiff Diet Coke. At least I want you to be able to do those things for free for six whole months.

So here’s how this is going to work…

Tell me in the comments, your most awkward, office holiday party moment (or one you’ve had a recurring nightmare about since you joined life), and then fill out the Rafflecopter below. Extra entries for a lil extra work also down in there.


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But this is a 24 HOUR THING. The contest starts, Thursday, December 17th at 12:00am PST and ends Thursday, December 17th at 11:59:59pm PST. Winner will be announced at 12:05am on Friday, December 18th and will need to respond ASAP to claim their prize.

So you know. All the tomfoolery you’ve just experienced is my own. I’m a member of the Netflix #StreamTeam and will be publishing stuff like this (and also entirely different from this) every month throughout 2016. Deal with it. You’ll wanna. It’s a pretty sweet gig. I’m getting perks straight from the horse’s mouth to Netflix and Chill.

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