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It’s no joke I love spending time in the kitchen.
My top three, favorite places to be on the planet are in bed, at Disneyland, or in the kitchen. I’m a simple being, really.
One thing I cannot get behind is a “traditional” kitchen. You know the kind I’m talking about. The kitchen that has all matching utensils and they’re plain and they’re boring and there are no quirky kitchen accessories to be found. I’m definitely not about that life.
I spend so much time in the kitchen cooking dinner for my family, baking with my son and cleaning (dear god, the cleaning). That room needs to have as much spunky personality as the people using it.
Here are 14 quirky accessories for every millennial kitchen to help make that the case in your kitchen:
1. Open Sesame Bagel Slicer
This bagel slicer reminds me of two things: Grey’s Anatomy and magicians. I also love carbs enough to keep a bag of bagels in my house at all times so I can use this thing.
2. Lobster Claw Oven Mitt
Excuse me but any crustacean hand is okay in my book for removing pizza rolls from the oven.
3. Wiener Dog Oil & Vinegar Set
As an avid Italian, oil & vinegar are tabletop necessities for every meal. Even breakfast, if you can believe it. This Wiener Dog Oil & Vinegar set from uncommon goods is giving my dining room life.
4. Jimmy Kimmel Silicone Spatula
I may love Jimmy Fallon with every ounce of my humanly being, but J-Fal doesn’t have his likeness on a spatula like this Jimmy Kimmel Silicone Spatula from Williams-Sonoma.
5. Butter My Butt & Call Me A Biscuit Butter Knife
Heh. Butts. Anyone who’s anyone loves themselves a solid butt joke. That’s why this Butter My Butt & Call Me A Biscuit Butter Knife on etsy is what every piece of toast longs for in its life.
6. Mustache Wooden Spoons
I mustache you if you’d stir my sauce. That’s either a weird pick up line or a terrible joke. Probably both. I do really love this Set of Four Mustache Wooden Spoons on etsy though. I can’t beard-lieve it. Okay, I’ll stop.
7. Keyboard Waffle Iron
I type all day long. Why shouldn’t I be starting my day with a hearty keyboard for my mouth? How hilariously fitting is this Keyboard Waffle Iron from uncommon goods? Pretty hilariously fitting if you ask me.
8. Beautiful Cats Embossing Rolling Pin
I am not a cat person. I am however a Beautiful Cats Embossing Rolling Pin on etsy kind of person.
9. Cereal Killer Spoon
In my eyes, cereal is its own food group. It’s at the base of the pyramid alongside the deliciously satisfying carbs. Having a Cereal Killer Spoon from etsy on hand certainly drives the point home to anyone who tries to disagree with you while you hoover a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
10. Loch Ness Ladle
From the murky depths of a minestrone soup comes this Loch Ness Ladle from Mod Cloth. Stew season is upon us after all.
11. Storm Cloud Potholders
Nothing beats baking on a stormy day. These Storm Cloud Potholders from etsy make taking your ninth pan of double fudge brownies out of the oven that much sweeter.
12. No Soup for You Spoon
This spoon is making me thirsty! Hello, Seinfeld fans. Here is the perfect No Soup for You Spoon on etsy to remind you of one of the most hilarious episodes of the entire series.
13. Hello…It’s Brie Cheeseboard
Any woman who has ever related to an Adele ballad in their lives will love serving cheese and crackers at their next soiree with this Hello…It’s Brie Adele Cheeseboard from etsy.
14. Two Funny Face Wooden Spoons
Simple is best. A cheery smile or a sly wink is all you need to heat up the kitchen. This Funny Face Wooden Spoon Set on etsy is the key.
